OPENING TIMES - (Refer to the What's On page for events)
Mon 10.30 - 3.30pm. Last entry is 1pm. MILF Monday only
Tues Check the What's On page - limited opening Thurs 7.30pm - 1.30am. Last entry is 10.30pm (11pm for couples)
Fri/Sat 8.30pm - 3am. Last entry is 11pm for couples (9.30pm for new couples)
Sun Times vary - see individual event details
Dress Code Before 11pm
Ladies Dress to impress. Smart, Sexy, Sassy..Glam it up! Guys Dapper is best but otherwise dress to impress our ladies.
Dress Code After 11pm (if you want to wander upstairs)
Ladies Sexy lingerie, wraps, bodysuits, play costume, robe, towel Guys Boxers, shorts, towel
No
trainers, tracksuits, sportswear, hoodies, caps or scruffy
workwear
Once you have dressed down, you can wander anywhere you want in the club. We ask people to dress down upstairs after 11pm as we like to create a level 'playing field' in our playrooms and to encourage a sexy atmosphere/ambiance. After 11pm you will see sexy ladies and guys sitting at the bar in their skimpies and dancing in our lounge when our DJ is with us. It's very liberating!
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Accepted ID We require ID from all guests to the club and those wishing to gain membership as part of our licence agreements. If you don't have the correct ID, you won't gain admission; it's just not worth our licence. The gold standard ID is a photo driving licence with your name and current address on it. If you have this, then you will gain entry with this alone.
If you do not hold an up to date driving licence, then a passport AND utility bill or 2 utility bills/official letters will suffice. If you only have utility bills by email, then this is acceptable, just bring them up on your phone. We will also accept council tax bills and bank statements as proof of address. Passports alone are not acceptable as they do not have your address on them.
We DO accept ID which is photographed on your phone as we understand that some people do not wish to carry passports on them. Just remember to switch your phones off once you have gained entry to the club.
Alcohol/Drinks
We have a fully licensed and well stocked bar selling wide range of alcohol. Drinks are placed on a bar tab for which we require a £10 deposit - more details in the Lockers section below. We did used to allow customers to bring their own alcohol, even though we had a licence but many people abused our policy and so we have scrapped it. Our bar is REALLY cheap, so it doesn't need to break the bank. If anyone is caught with their own drinks, they will be confiscated and charged for on the bar at our regular prices.
Please drink in moderation. Bar staff reserve the right to refuse alcohol if they feel you have consumed too much alcohol. We sell soft drinks / mixers and tea / coffee. We use plastic glasses (for safety reasons). See our bar prices
We absolutely DO NOT TOLERATE illegal drug use of any kind at Townhouse and we take a very firm view of such activities for the greater good of our entire membership.
3 Strikes Rule We have several guestlist events at Townhouse which need to be monitored closely for ratios and capacity due to legalities and logistics. Please only add yourself to a guestlist event if you are 100% certain you can make it. If you cancel or fail to attend, you have blocked a place that someone else could have taken and you could be affecting ratios, especially at events like Milf Monday. If you cancel or do not attend, then you will be given a 'strike', if you get 3 strikes, you will no longer be able to attend Townhouse events. So please be careful before adding yourself to events. Only in exceptional circumstances will a strike be withheld (car trouble, dog ate my keys, dead canary, missed bus, forgot about the event are amongst the excuses we do not accept! lol). This applies to EVERYBODY.
Mobile Phones/Cameras
The use of mobile phones is prohibited anywhere in the club. If you need to check your phone/take a call in an emergency, then bring your phone to reception and do so in the company of the desk manager. We do not allow people to carry phones in pockets, bags for them to be checked intermittently. If you are worried about a possible problem at home, i.e. babysitting issues, then you may leave your phone at reception and we can look out for a given name flashing up on the phone; we will then come and find you. But this is only in an emergency; we are not a secondary babysitting service. Cameras are not allowed in the club on any events apart from official photography events. Anyone caught taking photographs in the public areas in the club will be asked to delete any photographs in the company of the management and asked to leave immediately. We have a zero tolerance policy on the use of mobile phones, so please put them in your locker, forget about them and enjoy your night.
Lockers
The club has good quality lockers on the first floor. Members are issued with a locker key on arrival and your locker number is also your tab number for the bar. We take a £10 CASH deposit for your bar tab and this is offset against your bar tab when you leave and drop your key off. If you lose your key, you lose your £10 deposit and this will not be subtracted from your bar tab. For those who have mobility problems, we have lockers on the groundfloor with a bathroom nearby.
Towels
We recommend members bring their own towels. However we can supply you with a towel at reception free of charge; 2nd and subsequent towels will incur a £1.00 hire charge each, to cover additional laundry costs. There are certain events where we may charge for towels, i.e. free entry events or very low cost events due to covering overheads; I would advise you to bring your own towel on these nights if you want to save money.
Safe Sex
We actively promote safe sex amongst all members and promote the use of condoms by offering free condoms (inc king size and latex free) and lube which can be found at the bar and reception. We also have a small amount of Dams which need to be requested at reception.
Lost Property We could literally fill every room in our club with lost property!! You wouldn't believe some of the stuff that people leave!! We couldn't possibly keep items indefinitely and therefore due to the volume of items, we have a policy for lost property.
If you think you have left something behind, you have 3 days to contact us to see if we have found your missing item. If we have it, you have another 7 days to arrange pick up. We won't send items as we wouldn't be out of the post office! So please ensure you have all of your valuables before you leave, otherwise you have a short window to arrange pick up. The items are then thrown away after the 7 days.
SEE MORE INFO ON RULES AND ETIQUETTE
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