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Did you enjoy your visit and just had to share it? Do you have any suggestions for improving our club or events? Do you often think, 'If I had the club, I would do.....'? Does something really bother you about the club and you just have to tell us?   

Well now is your chance to tell us! All suggestions will be read and considered, but I can't promise they will be implemented depending on feasibility and funds! 

Just so you know, our refurb is still in progress with the ladies loo, smoking area, landings and middle floor bathroom next on our list. So if your suggestion is to decorate and update these areas, we're on it!!! 

Ok so here is the link to our feedback form which you can fill in with your suggestions and/or feedback  CLICK HERE 


Review left our feedback form by Tinyminx on 9th January 2017 (new couple)

Found your club online Saturday morning and visited Saturday night (7th Jan 17). All the reviews weren't wrong!
Such a welcoming bunch of like minded people; we felt comfortable right from the start. We were shown round, so many rooms! And I challenge anyone to come and not make friends!
So clean and ambient, with a good view on ensuring respect for everyone. 
It wasn't just our first time at the club, but our first time ever in the scene! And we can't wait to get back! 

Review left via Fab Swingers by PandMP on 1st August 2016 (new couple) 

Went townhouse sat 30th July had a fabulous time made to feel welcome from the minute we stepped in the door by staff and patrons alike. We were nervous at first due to a bad experience at a different club but we can't fault townhouse at all it was clean friendly everything we wanted it to be. We will definitely be going back as soon as possible. Thank you to all the staff xx

Review left via our contact form by Gill on 29th July 2016 (new single female) 

I visited for the first time last night to your indulgence night (28th July), and was made to feel very welcome and quickly at ease. I had a great time and will definitely be back. The venue was clean, smart, comfortable, spacious and all the other guests were warm and welcoming, just annoyed at myself for not arriving earlier so I had more time to mingle and get to know people. Thank you, I will recommend to all my like minded friends! (xenaxxx on fab) Gill x 

Review left via Fab Swingers by Cbcb84 on 24th July 2016 (New couple)

Attended townhouse on 23rd July for our first visit to any club


What a great place with friendly people


Put all our nerves and worries at ease and helped us enjoy a great night


Highly recommend this club to anyone wanting to try clubs as the friendly non pushy immaculate environment really sets the tone for a good night

Review left via our contact form by Daniel and Jayne on 25th June 2016 (established couple) 

We have now been with you for about 18 + months. From our first visit till now, we have nothing but praise & admiration for the work & time dedicated to set the excellent standards that we have become accustomed to.

The hard sweat & tears even when you are not on top form is well appreciated Vic & Jim.

The bar staff with their unlimited energies & patience, being able to smile, most of the time, are so important demonstrating the ability to support the continuity of the standard expected from J & V.

Safe Haven - whatever happens or does not happen during our visit, the feeling of safety, comfort, brief escapism from the outside world, communicating with many nice people from all walks of life & learning about their very interesting experiences.,

It is very refreshing that everyone is welcome regardless of their shape, size, age, gender or preference allowing us to learn & accept those we may not have come into contact with.

Finally, I am sure that many would admit that attending Townhouse will have boosted their confidence, improved their self esteem in a safe ad non judgmental

Have a GREAT BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION tonight I hope it matches last year, UNFORGETTABLE. 

See you later
Daniel & Jayne xxx 

Review left via our contact form by Mark and Amanda on 1st May 2016 (re: 30th April party)

"Me and andrea would like to thank jim and vicki and all the staff for an amazing night we always feel welcome you guys always look after us, we met some great people and made some new friends, thanks again in till next time we cant wait x "

Review left via our contact form by Debbie on 23rd April 2016 (single female) 

"Wow ! I was a bit apprehensive coming to the club alone for the first time but my god what an experience . I was made to feel very well by everyone . By the time I left I was saying goodbye to friends I felt I'd known for ages . I'm so pleased I took the plunge and I'll definately be visiting again


Review on Fab Swingers 17th April 2016 by - biMilfandDilf (couple)



"Attended the Saturday night party, we are regulars, just wanted to say what a fab night. Townhouse was packed. Lots of sexy people all having fun. Many new faces too.

Vicky, Jim and the rest of the team are all fantastic and you couldn't wish for a better club atmosphere or experience. 5 stars !!!! "



Review on Fab Swingers 29th March 2016 by NewCoupleMids (a new couple to the club)


"Was our first visit on Friday but won't be our last

The club has a great variety of rooms and is immaculately kept clean and tidy the staff are helpful and give a great tour of the club bar prices are great

We had some great fun on there wheel of mis fortune lol

Will be back again"



Review on Fab Swingers 28th March 2016 by Dirty_Filthy_Milf (single female) 


"Fabulous with the biggest capital F in the world! As always the club was spotless, friendly and welcoming with great hosts and staff that really can't do enough to make sure everyone is happy, relaxed and enjoying themselves. 110 out off 100 for my weekend spent at this wonderful club and the overnight stay is great too, as always Vicky went the extra mile to make sure I was comfortable! Fantastically stocked very reasonably priced bar too and 23 out of 30 gin's samples I'd best get back soon to finish off the last 7. Thanks guys for a great weekend and helping me celebrate and looking forward to seeing you all very very soon xx"


Review on Fab Swingers 17th April 2016 by theplayer (single male)


"Wow yet again what a night ! Just when you think it can't get any better ! Absolutely love this place always great fun nice an relaxed people and the owners an staff are a credit ! "


Review on Social Swinging 22nd Jan 2016 by Charlia (single female) 


"I love Townhouse!!! It may have taken me 30 mins to get through the door the first time, but now I rarely leave!! Vicky, Jim and the rest of the staff work their gorgeous little butts off, to make Townhouse the place to be! Xxx" 



Review on Social Swinging 17th Jan 2016 by Chloe35 (single female) 


"I've been to townhouse 3 times & had an amazing time every time. On my first visit I walked in on my own, nervous as hell thinking 'what am I doing!!'. Within minutes I was made so comfortable and relaxed by the amazing staff. So much so I spent my new years eve there. Once again I walked in alone but it was like walking into a friends part. The place is spotless, there's no pressure at all to join in, amazing staff. I'm making townhouse at least a once a month experience."



Review on Social Swinging 22nd September 2015 by Meet_the_fockers (couple)


"Excellent this club. Spotlessly clean, brilliant facilities amazing hosts who go out of their way to ensure, you have great visit, they remain professional at all times (Damn it) :D. The clientelle, are freindly and welcoming. 

ALL are welcome, regardless of your persuasion, or kink. No dress down rules are in force in the lounge area, which is excellent for nervous newbies, dipping their toes in for the first time..or for those who just wish to socialise for the evening/day.There's a well stocked bar, and drinks are cheap as chips.
When I think about it, it's hard to find a fault with this club.. And believe me I've thought. It's pretty sumptuous for a club, decor is beautiful, and everything MATCHES lol.. 
I've been to a few clubs.. This one I've found raises the bar.
If carlsberg did?....well you get the picture."